yourblowjobprincess:

A little head bobbing a day, keeps the doctor far far away! Yaaay!! ❤️ 

kidxforever:

its ironic how people who think theyre ugly won’t date ugly people

you childish hmu when you grow up

— a girl who won’t be getting a text from me (via thottweiler)

I don’t even care if u text me

— a girl dying for u ta text her (via joseguwop)

heartofthehydra:

sext : i wanna be w/ u irl

ultrafacts:

1. An barber in India named Ramesh Babu gives his customers a decent trim for only $2 But he owns a Rolls Royce!

2. In the U.S, You are 8 times more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist.

3. Mosquitos don’t just bite you. They pee on you after sucking your blood.

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